Halloween writing - Are You a Skeleton?

  Are you a skeleton ?

Would you like to find out ?

There are several simple tests that can determine

If you are a Skeleton .

Do you have lots of bones sticking out ?

Are you afraid of humans?

Do you ever go to town and scare children ?

Do you wave your arms all over the place when you walk ?

Can you talk ?

Do you drink human blood ?

Are you scared of jack-o-lanterns ?

Do you eat humans’ skin ?

Can you sleep ?

Are you scared of werewolves ?

If you have any of these symptoms

you might want to consult a physician.

(Not that they will be able to help).