Halloween Writing Are You a Mummy?

                  

                     Would you like to find out?

              There are several simple tests that…

                      If you are a mummy.

*   Do you have a lifetime supply of bandages?

*   Do you walk with your arms in front of your body?

*   Are you afraid of humans?

*   Do you have no eyes what so ever?

*   Can you not walk properly?

*   Do you like to terrify kids?

*   Do you only have one or two friends?

*   Is your house made of bandaids?

*   Do you like to dress up?

*   Do you hate it when your bandages get dirty?

*   When you die do you get wrapped into a tomb?

*   Do you live in Egypt

If you have any of these symptoms you may wish to consult your family physician ( Not that they'll help you or anything.)

Are you a Mummy?

would you like to find out?

There are several simple tests that you can do to find out

Do you have orange eyes? 

Do you like Egypt?

Are there bandages in your bed?

Do you like deserts ?

Do you have old feet?

Do you have sand in your hair?

Do you have rotten teeth ?

Are you bloody underneath you bandages?

If you have any of these symptoms, you may like to consult your family physician.

by Rohan