Halloween Writing - Are You a Vampire?

                      Are You a Vampire?

Would you like to find out?

There are several simple tests to determine

if you are a Vampire.

                         *    Do you sip your fresh blood when your tooth is bleeding?

*   Do you have surprisingly sharp front teeth?

*     Do you love wearing black capes?

*   Do you prefer wearing black clothes?

*   Do you sometimes unexpectedly feel light and flying like a bat?

*   Do you have bulging red eyes?

*   Is there any patches of redness after you have been mad?

*   Do you feel delighted near midnight?

*   Do you feel that your dreams of being a black bat are coming true?

*   Do you feel extra burnt on sunny summer days?

If you have any of these symptoms, you may wish to consult your family physician

(Not that they will help you of anything.) 

Are you a vampire? 

Would you like to find out?

 There are several simple tests to determine if you are a vampire.

Do you drink blood ?

Are you evil?

Do you have sharp fangs?

Are you fierce?

Do you own cans of  blood?

Do you have to stay in the shade?

Are you cold blooded?

Morgan

Are  you a Vampire?

Would you like to find out?

There are several simple tests ...

• Do you have jars of blood?

• Do you turn into bats at midnight?

• Do you dress black?

• Are you interested in humans flesh?

• Do you drink blood instead of wine?

• Are you good at flying, jumping & jokes?

• Do you sleep in day or night?

• Do you like to eat sweets?

• Do you have sharp teeth?

*Do you like humans?

* Do you like it when people go trick or treating?

  

By Isabella